Jokes
There are few jokes here,hope u like it.
Animal jokes
1)Q:How do cows count?
A:They use a cowculator
2)Q:What is a ducks favorite TV show
A:The Feather forecast
3)A fat men when into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice-cream,cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. Would you like a cherry on top ask the waitrees.No thanks,said the man.I'm on a die
4)Waiter,there's a cockroach in my sup.Sorry Sir,we're all out of flies.
5)Q:Who steals from her grandma house? A:Little red robin hood
Animal jokes
1)Q:How do cows count?
A:They use a cowculator
2)Q:What is a ducks favorite TV show
A:The Feather forecast
3)A fat men when into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice-cream,cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. Would you like a cherry on top ask the waitrees.No thanks,said the man.I'm on a die
4)Waiter,there's a cockroach in my sup.Sorry Sir,we're all out of flies.
5)Q:Who steals from her grandma house? A:Little red robin hood
posted by Relax Master at 1:05 AM
1 Comments:
Wa ha ha ha ha.....very funny. I never know you tell jokes too, and telling it well....Keep it up.
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