Monday, December 26, 2005

Jokes 4

Sorry for letting u'all wait so long for this joke.

Q)What did the dog say when he was attacked by a tiger?
A)Nothing,dogs can't talk.

Q)What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A)A headbanger

Q)What do cats put in soft drinks?
A)Mice Cubes

Q)What did Mr. and Mrs.Chicken call their baby?
A)Egg.

Q)What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A)Are you my Mother?

9 Comments:

Blogger Egghead said...

hmm... I wonder if my real parents are chicken now :P

10:51 PM  
Anonymous maria aka twinsmom said...

LOL... but not 15 meh?

5:06 AM  
Blogger Relax Master said...

Let u'all see 5 first.If one time see 15 not fun.

6:45 AM  
Anonymous mummy said...

finanlly, jokes are up :-) cannot stand my yeh yeh yeh anymore le !

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Jason said...

I tot 15 one? Hmmm~! Don't slack off oh~! Happy schooling. :P No more holidays for u. MUAHAHAH!

9:58 AM  
Anonymous maria aka twinsmom said...

wei...cheating wor...where are the rest of the 15? you relax or being lazy?

12:08 AM  
Blogger Relax Master said...

Sorry,i can't update the jokes.My house internet is not working.I'm using my mom note book to online.I will update my jokes when my internets works again.Thank You for your patience.

6:06 AM  
Blogger littlevino said...

plese get some new jokes,if u go to www.jokes.com it will take u to some of comdy central jokes

6:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Power of Positive Thinking Although you can see that the glass is half-empty, you chose to see it in a positive way. It is still half-full, anyway. The absence of half of the volume of water didn�t even bother you. What mattered was that it still contains water. If this is how you answered the question above and how you justified your answer, then you have a positive way of thinking.

7:13 PM  

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