Jokes 2
Wish you all will laugh when see this jokes.
1)three guys,ShutUp,Manners and Poop drove too fast and poop fell off the car.ShutUp went to the police station,where, the police man ask,whats your name?ShutUp,he answer.Hey,where are your manners!The police man exclaimed.ShutUp replied,outside on the road,scratin' up poop!
2)Roger was in a full bus when a fat lady opposite said to him,if you were gentlemen,you'd stand up and let someone else sit down.And if you a were a lady,Roger replied you'd stand up and let four people sit down!
3)My brothers been practicing the violin for ten years.Is he anygood?No,it was nine years before he found out he wasn't supposed to blow!
4)Q:Whats the healthiest insect?
A:A vitamin bee
5)Q:What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A:Fire-Quacker
posted by Relax Master at 8:55 PM
5 Comments:
No. 2 is good!
Thank You.Hope you smile.:)
LOL...I like the 3rd one...no wander until now I still don't know how to play violin.
Looks like you blog better then me le! Hey! how come u never tell me all this jokes? better tell me everything on board.
OK mummy,I will tell you all this jokes,but you already see it.
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